ThinPhetamine: Potent Pre-Workout and Weight-Loss Stimulant
What you are about to read is a truly shocking story about an amazing secret weapon of a special group of Russian athletes called… 7-methyl-xanthine. 7-methyl-xanthine is a highly-specific extract from an all natural tea called Chifur that is only found in the most desolate inhospitable regions of Siberia. But listen to this, the extraction process used to isolate the most potent alkaloid of Chifur was recently discovered in the old research files of a doctor, named Igor Ivanov who was indited on spy charges all the way back in 1962 so please listen to the rest of fascinating story behind the creation of ThinPhetamine the world’s most potent pre-workout stimulant!
As you may know, German scientists were the first to experiment with powerful prescription amphetamines during the start of WWII and both German and Russian athletes took them to increase energy and strenght during compatition, however according to this newly-discovered research, 7- methyl-xanthine is stronger than amphetamines.
Listen to this quote from the Soviet Novel Gorky Park.
“The camps’ starving men could work three days straight on a few cups of Chifur”.
Wow, now that’s potent!
(The only supplement in history that scientists have to suppress its effects. ) As you know, it’s every Bio-chemist’s dream to improve the potency of a particular compound after all, who wouldn’t want a product to work 3-times better!
But, this is the completely opposite situation with ThinPhetamine. Can you imagine taking just one pill? Hell, you would be up for 2 days straight. So, obviously, at full capacity this amazing super stimulant would be too strong to give to normal people, so what scientists at Vyo-Tech had to do was mimic its effects to about 12% of the strength of what the Russian’s used. And it may have to be reduced to 8-9% depending on the feedback Vyo-Tech gets from the thousands of people who are using it!
How it works from a scientific standpoint is a combination of compounds called Methyl-xanthines that work by attaching to receptors which then release massive amounts of adrenalin and as you are well aware, this is basically how the best pre-workout stimulant of all time ephedrine worked! But who the hell cares, ThinPhetamine has arrived and is about to establish itself as the most potent pre-workout and weight-loss stimulant of all time! After all, if its strong enough for the top athletes in Russia… its certainly strong enough for a civilized workout guy/gal like yourself! In fact, it might be too strong so be very careful to take the recommended dose allowed the first time you use it!
What you can expect from ThinPhetamine:
• Increased energy levels
• Increase strength levels
• Increased mental activity creating deep focused concentration for deeper muscle recruitment and thus, muscle stimulation
• Increased metabolic rate causing your abs to get shredded and ripped